February 2011
1 post
January 2011
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December 2010
2 posts
July 2010
3 posts
in 'back to the future', doc sets clock in the...
biostar:
Some seriously significant shit right here!
(via pie0, xxkenziex)
June 2010
3 posts
I am Ayn Rand
Me: Do those Dr Pepper cans have Iron Man on them?
Jim: What?
Me: I think those Dr Pepper cans have Iron Man on them.
Jim: No, they do not!
Me: Yeah, they do.
Jim: I don't believe you!
Me: Here, look, it's Iron Man.
Jim: Oooohhh, Iron Man! I thought you were saying Ayn Rand.
May 2010
4 posts
April 2010
12 posts
“He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River”
– http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_pages/analogies.html
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
March 2010
23 posts
“And when thyself with shining foot shall pass
Among the Guests...”
– The Rubaiyat
“When you’re onstage and you know you’re bombing, that’s very,...”
– Christopher Walken
“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
– George Orwell
Watchmerlin:
yourmonkeycalled:
The best thing ever made by people?
Definitely beats the pyramids.
I have no idea.
“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be...”
– Conan the Barbarian
February 2010
6 posts
Me: How many psychologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You: How many?
Me: Eight.
You: Why?
Me: You're over-analyzing.