I am Ayn Rand
- Me: Do those Dr Pepper cans have Iron Man on them?
- Jim: What?
- Me: I think those Dr Pepper cans have Iron Man on them.
- Jim: No, they do not!
- Me: Yeah, they do.
- Jim: I don't believe you!
- Me: Here, look, it's Iron Man.
- Jim: Oooohhh, Iron Man! I thought you were saying Ayn Rand.